My last minutes in China, or will it be hours? The authorities check my passport again and again. Why so many different Chinese visas? How long did I stay, here, there…? Travelling is expensive, how do I finance all this? Finally the stamp crashed into the document and I was able to move a few steps further. Then again, “Passport!”, “You left to Austria, why is there no exit stamp from Austria in my passport?” Alright, again the whole story and the info that there are no more stamps given in Europe. So finally out of the border post. Outside the soldiers take over. My name and dates in a list and I should wait. The Kazakh border is 30m away. It’s a small bridge over a non-existing river. Me and my bike baking in the heat. It seems my inner tubes reached their live expectancy and I had several flat tires cycling over the highways of Xinxiang province. After a certain point it’s just time to change them. The patches fixing the wholes don’t stick in the heat, like they are supposed to. So I stand here, as I said baking in the heat and suddenly, with one final blow, the air went out of my rear tire again.
I cannot exit the country on the bicycle and have to wait till a bus stops, load the bike, drive 30m over the bridge, unload in Kazakhstan and then continue cycling. After a while one soldier, in an unbelievable moment of self-initiative, gave me a sign to just move on. I should push the bike over the border. Alright, let’s go then. Slowly and with the crushing noise of rubber over hot asphalt, I push my bike forward. Finally, 5m before the bridge, a shout from the watchtower. Something like “stop”. After a crosscheck with the other soldiers then the final sign, ok move on and I am out!
So my first act, after one and a half year in China, was fixing a flat tire again. Then on, through a long loop to the Kazakh border post. It reminds me of old James Bond movies I used to watch when I was a kid. The uniforms of the soldiers, the military cars, everything pretty soviety. Entering the country is fairly easy. In Kazakhstan everyone shakes hands, so did the border guard. “Do you have gun?” he asks me, I reply “No”. Shaking his head implausibly, looking at my camping gear, asking “Are you afraid?”, my reply “Yes”. We both share a laugh and him clapping on my shoulders saying “Welcome to Kazakhstan!”
My first cycling day in central Asia! I have not much knowledge about the countries and its people, it’s goanna be a big surprise ahead. A good surprise I have to say. The people are very helpful and straight forward. Communicate in Russian, which I don’t speak, but also with hand and feet and we make each other understood. The best thing though, no one says I look like Jason Statham and no one wants to take pictures with me!
I feel like entering (eastern) Europe. Old Lada cars everywhere, probably driving for ages, the road a bit bumpy and the food like at home. Can’t stop eating puree for the first few days. Actually I am still eating it every day. My first town on the radar is Zharkent. I check in at a nice place and give myself a rest, after an over 4000km mountains and desert ride.
I cannot rest for too long here. My first big aim is to reach Almaty and there I have a special mission. I need to fix all the visas for central Asia and this is going to be a long and nerve racking process. It’s a 350km ride and I empty the batteries, knowing I have enough time to rest and get fresh again. I cycle along a new built highway. It must be an elongation of the brand new highways in China on the new and old trade route called the “Silkroad”. All these roads recently built, I can’t find them on my map or on my phone. No cars around because the construction is still running. But the workers always wave me through … “Almaty, Almaty …!”, so I am sure I’m on the right track. On the second day I see big dark clouds on the horizon. I stop and put on my rain jacket. Just in case I think. A weather front is approaching. The wind got stronger and some rain set in. Suddenly the wind got so strong that I thought I have to lay me and my bike down to the ground. The sand corns are nailing my face. A little tree was passing me horizontally and I had to hold my bike from flying back to the Thianshan mountains. Usually I find an underpass, to camp or to rest, every few hundred meters. But where is the bloody underpass now when I really need it? I had no other option to just find shelter in-between the guardrails of the new built highway. Suddenly a truck comes by and stops a few meters down the road. Shifting gear and coming back. Out comes a Kazakh guy named Dino and without discussion and after a quick greeting we load my bike in the rear and my bags in the front. Opening the front door is just possible with full body usage fighting against the wind. My basic motivation on this trip is to cycle everywhere and not loading on busses or trains. But I will not follow this basic rule stupidly. Sometimes I take a boat or in this case I load on a truck. Dino is a funny guy in his mid-thirties, somehow we manage to communicate and he drops me off at a hotel 20km down the road. The storm turned into heavy rain and out of the hotel room I watch the rain drops hammering the asphalt, just being happy to be saved by this helpful soul.
The next day the weather turns good again and hunted by two big shepheard dogs I speed out of town. But the wind isn’t in my favour and slowly I progress and manage to do only 50km that day. Stopping in a small town, I refuse to check into a really overpriced hotel. I sit around and wait what’s going to happen. A mechanic speaks some English and we joke around a bit. He calls his sister, she is an English teacher and wanted to talk to me. We had a little chat and a few minutes later I got an invitation for an overnight stay. The name of the mechanic is Islam (his brother’s name was Muslim, really easy names to keep in mind) we lock all my gear in the garage and take a taxi to Islam’s house. Right there I get greeted by the family, invited in and had a delicious Kazakh dinner. All the generations shared the house and the star was the little new born girl smiling, exploring and giggling around.
The next day I reach Almaty, check into a nice hostel and make myself comfortable for a few days. Now the big run starts. Visas for Iran, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan and Tajikistan need to be fixed. It’s a nerve wrecking hassle. Especially the embassies of Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan are not a pleasure to visit. Their favourite word seems to be “ЗАВТРА – Zavtra” (tomorrow). Things go back and forth and after managing to hand in all the paperwork, I already start cycling on to Kirgizstan’s capitol city Bishkek. But a few days later I come back into Almaty by bus to collect the visas. I get to fix Uzbekistan, but at the Turkmen embassy I only hear “refused”. No reasons given. Turkmenistan is a closed country, people say it’s the North Korea of central Asia and it’s very hard to get a visa. Especially in the last weeks the refusal rate was pretty high. No one knows really why or on what criteria visas are granted or not. People seem to get rejected randomly, no matter of their age, sex or nationality. I think it depends on the person checking your paperwork. If he likes your face you are in, if not it’s a “Nyet!” That is a downer. I need to make new plans now. But still I will give it a try and ask for the Turkmen visa in Bishkek again.
The rest of the time I was hanging out with people from the hostel or at “Nedelka” coffee house (check it out once you are in Almaty). I was mountaineering a bit and doing a thing called “sightseeing”. Almaty is a great city. I feel like being back in Europe. They have chees, coffee, salad … all things I missed so much over the last months and the girls, oh my god, are one of the most pretty in the world!